Quote of the Day II - (formerly) Great Britain Edition

Tam brings it so hard I had to do two QotD:

...look at Cameron's résumé: He's a blandly handsome guy who went to all the right schools and has never had a productive non-government job in his life... No wonder Obama hates him; they both wore the same dress to the prom.

England used to be a cool place. It used to rule the world. Now it's like an island of California, except without the nice weather and food.

--  It's a poor craftsman that blames the tools