It's Kalashnikitty Time!

BUMPED:  Eric will be taking orders only until March4!



An email from Eric:

Back again for its quarterly run - the infamous Kalashnikitty shirts! The last run worked out great, but some people missed the order deadline or wanted more after they got their first order. I’ve also been getting a lot of requests lately for shirts. So, I'm going to do a new run of shirts for everyone, and am offering a few new styles!

Here is a link to the many photos I have from people of all ages, races, and sexes (well, OK, sure, there are really only TWO of those, but you never know!) wearing the shirts, as well as some of the styles and colors – if you have a special request please ask – my shirtmaker is very accommodating and can often find different colors, styles, etc.

Click here

to view a Slideshow of various men, women, children wearing various colors and styles of the Kitty, as well as some pics of the shells used.

I will be taking orders until Sunday, March 4 and the order with my shirt maker will go in on Wednesday. I should have the shirts in my hands and shipping out by the end of the third week of March or the next week at the latest and they will ship out immediately by Priority Mail.

Here's the procedure for getting the shirts (this makes it a LOT easier for me to track and ship these things ASAP):

Email me

(erickelly1@verizon.net)

with the following:

1 - Number, color, style (short-sleeve, tank top (Male or Female), baby-doll, long-sleeve, hoodie, or sweatshirt) and sizes you want –

2 - Your name and address

3 - How you would like to pay for them (Check, Money Order, Paypal)

Colors, Styles, and Sizes:

Shirts now come in multiple COLORS – Solid colors are an ash grey (very nice and light), a light pink, olive, and black, plus there are a blue-sleeved and a red-sleeved “patriotic” style, DIGITAL CAMO pattern in Urban, Green, and Desert, and WOODLAND CAMO pattern in Urban, Desert, Blue, Green, and Pink.

Shirts come in multiple STYLES - short-sleeve, long-sleeve, sweatshirt, "baby-doll", tank top (specify male or female), Ladies fitted (like a babydoll style – those are available for the woodland camo colors) and Hoodies. The hoodies have the graphic on the back. They are pull-over style with hoods and drawstrings, and hand-warmer pockets in front on the bottom. Children’s hoodies do not have drawstrings.

NOTE – only the ash grey, black, and pink are available in all the styles – the rest of the shirts are limited in style. All Woodland Camo colors (Green, desert, urban, pink, and blue) can be bought in short sleeved and Ladies Fitted style).

Many sizes to choose from – most shirt styles and colors come in Children’s Small up to Children’s L, and Adult Small up to Adult 2XL. Sizes and colors above 2XL are limited.

Short Sleeve: Ash and Black Child Small up to Adult 5XL, Pink short sleeve Child Small up to Adult 3XL, Camo and Patriotic are available in Adult Small up to 2XL, Olive only in Adult size Small – 3X.

Long Sleeve: Black Adult Small up to 5XL, Ash up to 3XL, and Pink up to 2XL (no camo in Long Sleeve)

Sweatshirt: Black Adult Small up to 5XL, Ash up to 3XL, Pink up to 2XL (no camo in Sweatshirt)

Baby-Doll: from Adult Small up to 2XL (no kid’s sizes) (no camo in Babydoll – these will be "Ladies Fitted" style – not as tight or form-fitting as the Babydoll)

Tank Tops: all colors from Adult Small up to 2XL (no kid's sizes - women's tanks are in a "sport grey", not ash – no men's Pink tanks - no camo in Tank Tops)

Hoodies: the sizes are light pink S - 2X, ash grey S - 3X and black S - 5X. The Children’s Size Hoodies have light pink S - L, ash and black S – XL

PRICING:

Any size (short-sleeve) up to XL is $21.00, 2XL is $23.00, 3XL is $24.00, 4XL and 5XL is $25.00

Camo shirts, including Ladies Fitted – up to XL is $27, 2XL is $29

Patriotic shirts – up to XL is $27, 2XL $29, 3XL is $31

Long-sleeve shirts - up to XL is $25.00, 2XL is $26.00, 3XL is $27.00, 4XL and 5XL is $28.00

Sweatshirts - to XL is $26.00, 2XL is $28.00, 3XL is $29.00, 4XL and 5XL is $30.00

Baby Doll - to XL is $23.00, 2XL is $25.00

Tank Tops - to XL is $23.00, 2XL is $25.00

Hoodies - to XL is $32.00, 2XL is $35.00, 3X $37, 4X $39, 5XL $40 (Camo from Child S up to 2XL are $45 each, 2XL is $48)

Shipping via 2-3 day Priority Mail with Delivery Confirmation is $6.00 for 1 shirt, and an extra $2.50 per shirt after that. Hoodies will cost an extra $1 for shipping due to weight.

Check, MO, or Paypal is good for payments. If using Paypal, add 4% to the total payment, including the shipping.

** When you email me your order, include your full name and mailing address. I will email you back with the total.

Thanks again for this opportunity to provide these for you.

erickelly1@verizon.net

Remember, I am not involved in the manufacture or sale of these shirts - I just give Eric advertising space because I think Kalashnikitty contributes to the renormaliziation of America's good gun culture, and gives the anti's heartburn. Please aim all correspondence to ERIC.