Liberty is an inherently offensive lifestyle. Living in a free society guarantees that each one of us will see our most cherished principles and beliefs questioned and in some cases mocked. That psychic discomfort is the price we pay for basic civic peace. It's worth it. It's a pragmatic principle. Defend everyone else's rights, because if you don't there is no one to defend yours. -- MaxedOutMama

I don't just want gun rights... I want individual liberty, a culture of self-reliance....I want the whole bloody thing. -- Kim du Toit

The most glaring example of the cognitive dissonance on the left is the concept that human beings are inherently good, yet at the same time cannot be trusted with any kind of weapon, unless the magic fairy dust of government authority gets sprinkled upon them.-- Moshe Ben-David

The cult of the left believes that it is engaged in a great apocalyptic battle with corporations and industrialists for the ownership of the unthinking masses. Its acolytes see themselves as the individuals who have been "liberated" to think for themselves. They make choices. You however are just a member of the unthinking masses. You are not really a person, but only respond to the agendas of your corporate overlords. If you eat too much, it's because corporations make you eat. If you kill, it's because corporations encourage you to buy guns. You are not an individual. You are a social problem. -- Sultan Knish

All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. -- Billy Beck

Monday, January 09, 2017

The Husband Store

My dad sent me this one, and I had to share.

One day a woman happens upon the store and enters the ground floor.  She is met by a large sign that says "All the men on this floor have jobs."

"Wow," she thinks, "that's a good thing, but hardly sufficient to make them marriage material." So she gets on the elevator and goes to the second floor.  On this floor she is greeted by a sign that says, "On this floor all the men have jobs and like kids." 

"That's great, but I have to wonder what's on the next floor!" so on she goes.

The sign on the third floor says "On this floor all the men have jobs, like kids and help with housework."  She doesn't even bother stepping off the elevator - on to the fourth floor.

"On this floor all the men have jobs, like kids, help with housework and are devastatingly handsome."  On to floor five!

"On this floor all the men have jobs, like kids, help with the housework, are devastatingly handsome and romantic."

You know what happens next.

When the elevator doors open on the sixth floor, there is only one light lit, the one that illuminates the sign.  THIS sign says, "You are shopper 33,695,427 to reach this floor.  There are no men on this floor.  This floor serves to illustrate that no matter what, no woman can be pleased.  Thank you for confirming our hypothesis."

Now across the street, the same man built a Wife Store.  Same six floor design, same rules.  On the first floor the sign says "All the women on this floor love sex."  On the second floor the sign says "All the women on this floor love sex and have money."

No one has ever visited floors 3 through 6.

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