It looks like James is channelling the liberal care and feeding of envy through the conservative filter. In this case, instead of "winning life's lottery," Lileks protests the "vapid, genetically-blessed bipeds we have elevated to the status of impotent royalty."
This one should have been a screed.
I am incapable of caring any less than I did when that horrid symbiotic organism they called Bennifer first appeared on the covers of US and People and WE and Them and Pretty Humanoid Penile / Mucoid-Membrane Interface Update....Damn, that's funny. Thank you, James. I needed that.
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That’s why we need People! Lesser mortals might figure that the usual triplicate enticements of money, fame and smokin’ pokin’ are at play here...
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Cameron would be that goofy Diaz creature who was so lovely in “The Mask” but suffered so many internal tapeworms she will compete with Courtney Cox for a nomination in “The best performance by a prominent sternum bone” in the 04 People’s Choice Award.
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