Fisked by Phelps, So I Don't Have To.

I read about this letter by idiotarian (but still fair musician) John "Cougar" Melonhead Mellencamp, and I wanted to tear him a new one, but The Everlasting Phelps has done a capital job of it, so I don't have to.

I'll just go back to work on my upcoming opus on the War on (some) Drugs™.