This is NEAT

Being a South Park Republican type, I found this little tool pretty entertaining. (Via the Everlasting Phelps) The South Park Create a Character. Here's my interpretation of me on the average weekend:

Only I don't look that young.

This, however, is NOT neat: Read Phelps' post on the abuse of eminent domain in Norfolk, Virginia.

Now do you understand why my character is holding a rifle evil bullet-hose militia weapon?