Hillary Joke

Heard this morning on the local Clear Channel AM news/talk radio station:

Hillary gets elected President. In her first night in the Whitehouse, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington.

"How can I best serve the people?" Hillary asks George.

"Never tell a lie," says George.

"Hmm...," says Hillary, "I don't think THAT's gonna happen."



The second night, Hillary is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.

"How can I best serve the people?" Hillary asks Tom.

"Listen to the people!" his spirit advises.

"I don't think so," says Hillary.




On the third night Hillary is visited by the ghost of Abe Lincoln.

"How can I best serve the people?" Hillary asks Honest Abe.

"Go to the theater," Abe says.

Probably an old, recycled joke, but a good one!