Another Friday Five

If you...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

American. You know; Lasagne, pizza, meatloaf, steak, stir-fry, hamburgers.... Oh, and breakfast anytime. With GRITS.

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?

Guns and ammo and other associated stuff. And I would be strongly tempted to name it BloodBath and Beyond, but I might be convinced to go with Accessory After the Fact.

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?

I keep toying with writing a book on gun control, but it's been done so many times before.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?

Reading, writing, math, science, civics, world history - with special emphasis on some dead rich white guys, and philosophy - with special emphasis on some dead rich white guys.

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?

I am personally so unmusical it's not even funny. Any album I recorded would be somebody else's stuff. But rock. Definitely rock.