Ah! Another Example of Cranio-Rectal Inversion!

Seems that 60 Minutes curmudgeon Andy Rooney is but the latest victim of this non-fatal but viciously brain-damaging affliction. I'd write something suitably pithy in response, but the Heartless Libertarian has already done so.

That last line juuuust about says it all, there, Heartless.

Touchè!

UPDATE: For those commenters suggesting that Andy Rooney didn't write this piece, here's another link to the same essay in the Buffalo (NY) News. If Rooney didn't write it, I'd imagine he'd have issued a protest by now.