One Step Forward, One GIANT LEAP Back...

So, Instapundit thinks that Femtroopers "will make the whole dressing-up-at-Star-Wars-conventions thing seem a lot cooler," eh? I can certainly understand the impulse:

YOWSA!

Unfortunately, the whole "dressing-up-at-Star-Wars-conventions thing" is rendered eternally uncool - nearly to the point of self-immolation - at the sight of, well, (scroll down)....

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THIS:

AAAAAGGGGHHHH!! My eyes! My eyes!

Whoever it is in that, that... suit, he/she/it ought to be burned at the stake! Kalashnikitty? OK. DARTHKITTY??? - SACRILEGE!!