I'd Exhaust Myself Trying to Fisk This One.

Besides, the commenters have already done a pretty good job anyway.

Check your blood pressure meds and go visit the tattooed, pierced Buddhist who reports on what it's like to take a CCW class in Kentucky.

Oh, and if you want a drinking game, take a shot at each example of "tolerance" he exhibits.

You'll be on the floor in no time.