"Leave Brittney, I Mean Afghanistan, ALOOOONE!!".

That's the first thing I thought of when I heard this report that Bin Laden has taken full responsibility for the 9/11 attacks and is asking the European powers to stop their assistance in Afghanistan.

I shortly expect a YouTube video of Bin Laden, crying, in heavy, running mascara and with his head under a piece of canvas whining "You want to attack Afghanistan, you come through ME!"

I noticed he apparently didn't say a thing about Iraq.