I Am an Odd Bugger...

On the flight home this morning, I saw an ad in the in-flight magazine, a variation on this one that Vox found last year, only in this ad the wording was changed a bit, and the picture was a combination photo/MRI/Da Vinci anatomical illustration.

In this ad the question asked was "How does a 67 year old man have the body of a 30 year old?"

Without hesitation, my twisted mind responded "Cut into steaks, chops, and roasts and stored in a freezer in his basement?"