I Speak Bureaucratese...

I just got a letter from the Transportation Security Administration (or "A Security Theater") about my status as a person of interest who cannot print out a boarding pass from home or work. Here's the key graph of the letter I received from a Mr. Jim Kennedy of the DHS Traveler Redress Inquiry Program (TRIP) [and my, aren't they clever with the acronyms!]:

In response to your request, we conducted a review of any applicable records in consultation with other Federal agencies, as appropriate.

That's good. Wouldn't want any inappropriate reviews.

Where it was determined that a correction to records was warranted, these records were modified to address any delay or denial of boarding that you may have experienced as a result of the watch list screening process.

And this means exactly bupkis.

I won't know if my status has changed until the next time I try to print a boarding pass out at home. That should be in May when I fly to Louisville for the 2nd Amendment Blogger Bash and NRA meeting.

Well, we'll see.