I've Heard of Cutting Someone a New One, But...

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Yeah, that socialized medicine is so much better than ours! What happened to Teutonic efficiency? At least she didn't have to pay for the new orifice!

(Sorry for the lack of posting, but I've been under the weather.)