THIS is Bloody Brilliant!

THIS is Bloody Brilliant!



Excerpt, to tease you into reading the whole thing:

Many of the party faithful have long had the feeling that the maverick Tigh was not really "one of us," in the words of fighter pilot Lt. Kara Thrace, who once faced disciplinary action for punching then-Col. Tigh in the face. "No matter what his service record has been or what he endured back on New Caprica," she said, "he never really seemed like he was one of us. There was always something that made him different."

These feelings were accentuated when Col. Tigh recently confirmed rumors that he is, in fact a Cylon, though he swears that his allegiance is to mankind.

"After they revealed that, I was thinking about sitting out this election," Lt. Thrace said. "But then he named Roslin as his running mate, and that won me back over. Personally, I'd rather have Roslin at the top of the ticket than a Cylon who says he's on our side, but anything's better than who the other party is putting up."

Really, RTWT. It's hilarious. And almost spooky.