And You Can Walk on Water, Too!

If you're not too lazy to get off the couch. Bob Parks has found perhaps the definitive example of the stereotypical Obama supporter:

I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry 'bout puttin' gas in my car. I won't have to worry 'bout payin' my mortgage.

Yeah, I never thought this day would happen either. Guess I'll be puttin' gas in your car and payin' your mortgage.

Oh, wait . . . I don't make $250k a year. Or is it $150k. Or $100k.

(Edited to correct transcript error.)

UPDATE:  The original JS-Kit/Echo comment thread for this post is available here, thanks to the work of reader John Hardin.