Quote of the Day - "Green Police" Edition

This is in relation to the previous post on this topic, Audi's Super Bowl "Green Police" ad. Reader Perlhaqr in the comments:

Now I have "the Green Police... are buried under my shed..." running through my head.

First runner-up comes from SayUncle's post yesterday, Ad Fail:

The ad says that, by virtue of buying this car, you will be a compliant citizen. In essence, you’ll be a better sheep. Fuck that.

The commercial should have ended with a guy in a big ass Ford Earthfucker^tm that gets 5 miles per gallon with seats made from baby seals blowing past the roadblock billowing smoke. And, for effect, the driver flips them off. I’d buy that car.

Let's see, the Escape, Explorer, Expedition, Excursion, Exclusion, and Earthfucker. Helluva lineup!