Quote of the Day - PSH Edition

This one is by email suggestion. Reader "Cormac" sent the link. Jennifer of In Jennifer's Head brings the snark on the day that concealed-carry in national parks becomes legal. I hope she'll forgive me, but her post is not excerptable, it's of a piece and 100% USDA Prime snark, done rare just like I like it:

Today is the day that all law-abiding gun owners will collectively lose their minds and begin shooting the moment they cross the invisible barrier between national parks and everywhere else. As someone who has passed the sheriff's background check, the OSBI's (Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation) background check, the FBI's background check, I intend to avoid any national parks so as to avoid the creeping insanity. I would hate for today to be the day that I break my non-murdering streak.

Thank goodness the law requires me to remove my firearm before entering a school! Just think about the carnage that's been prevented by limiting the freedoms of all those dastardly permit holders.

Bravo, Jennifer, bravo!