Doggerel

Jim of the blog Smoke on the Water (where he doesn't post much these days) has re-written the lyrics to that classic ditty How Much is That Doggie in the Window? and has allowed me to premier it here first at TSM:

How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)

The one with the chicken-fried-tail

How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)

I loves me a fried doggie tail

On Air Force One to Indonesia

Vacationing far from my home

But they’ll serve me dog, yes I’ll eat some

I’ll chew it clear down to the bone

How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)

The one with the chicken-fried-tail

How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)

I loves me a fried doggie tail

I know that my party are robbers

Who love to keep folks in the dark

So I’ll have me a plate of some doggie

Halal or haraam but no bark

Don’t fry me a bunny or kitty

I don’t want a bird in a wok

I don’t want a plate full of fishies

I just want some fried dog, not dog talk

How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)

The one with the chicken-fried-tail

How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)

I loves me a fried doggie tail

Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger!