"Wonderful Theory. Wrong Species." - E.O. Wilson

Yes, that's a real MasterCard, being offered by the (formerly East-) German bank Sparkasse Chemnitz after asking its customers to vote for what image they wanted on their new cards. Karl Marx won handily.
As Richard Muirhead tweeted:

Che Guevara t-shirt: $15. Annotated copy of the Communist Manifesto: $10. Being able to demonstrate your ideological confusion every time you make a purchase: Priceless.

EUrope is doomed, and they're taking us with them...