Quote of the Day - Coal Edition

Given yesterday's announcement that the Obama administration needs to engage in a "War on Coal," I was amused by an Instapundit reader's comment:

Given the success of the War on Poverty and the War on Drugs, if I’m Big Coal, I’m praying for a War on Coal.

This goes well with yesterday's QotD, which concluded:

...in government, failure is an exciting excuse to ask for more funding or more power.

Can I get an "AMEN!"?