So, I Was at the Used Sports Equipment Place Today...

Never mind what I was there for.  One of the salesguys was helping me out, and I looked around the place and snorted.  He asked why. 

"You've got stuff for everything but my sport," I said. 

"What's your sport?" he asked. 

"I'm a shooter," I replied.

He looked around for a second (guy's in his VERY early twenties at a guess) and confided with a smile on his face, "Until a month ago, I'd never shot a gun."

"Fun, isn't it?" I asked.

"Yeah, I keep trying to get them to take me again!!"

This is why we're winning.