Quote of the Day - P.J. O'Rourke Edition

From his (almost) Commencement Speech to the 2014 Rutgers graduating class:

What intrigues me is that there are 31.1 million Americans between 18 and 24, and 21.8 million of you—70 percent—are going to college. It is not possible that 70 percent of you are among the 50 percent of you who are above-average in intelligence.