They named a gun after us.
Perhaps embarrassingly, a pocket pistol.
I give you - The Kevin:
It's a .380 blow-back manufactured in the Czech Republic (and probably not importable because of the BATFE's "Saturday Night Special" rules,) 6-round magazine capacity, DAO.
And it looks like it'd hurt to shoot.
(Would it have been too much to ask for something chambered in .45ACP?)
Get this: What else does the manufacturer make? 12.7mm (about .50 caliber) SNIPER RIFLES. Named "Falcon."
Yeah, right. Mouse gun = "Kevin"
.50 caliber long range boomer = "Falcon"
There's no justice.