Now We Find Out What's In It

Sweet bleeding jeebus.

Go. Read.

My only question, do they get the same short-barreled shotguns as the Dept. of Education?

No, wait - I have another question: What other surprises are in this bill apparently no one bothered to read?

(h/t: Reader Daniel)

UPDATE: OK, OK. It's a little too paranoid. As one commenter said, I'll put away my bowcaster now.