To Quote Tam (Again)

Every day, I feel more like an extra in Atlas Shrugged.

Remember this passage from that novel?

There is no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking the law. Create a nation of lawbreakers and then you can cash in on the guilt. Now that's the system!

Were you aware that in at least one jurisdiction sneaking into a movie you haven't paid for in a multiplex is a FELONY?

Couple Faces Felony Rap For Movie Sneak

The married couple went to the movies Saturday night at a multiplex in Portage, Indiana, where they watched "Snitch," starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. When the action flick ended, the Harbins exited theater #13 and headed into theater #15, where the zombie film "Warm Bodies" was about to start.

The Harbins, however, had not purchased $6.75 tickets to the second movie, which resulted in the duo's arrest for felony theft, according to a Portage Police Department report.

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The duo was "taken into custody without incident" and transported to the Porter County jail, where they were booked on the felony count and later released on their own recognizance.

A $13.50 felony.

Once again, I'd like to point out that 18 U.S.C. § 922(d) states:

It shall be unlawful for any person to sell or otherwise dispose of any firearm or ammunition to any person knowing or having reasonable cause to believe that such person -

(1) is under indictment for, or has been convicted in any court of, a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year;

And 18 U.S.C. § 922(g) says:

It shall be unlawful for any person -

(1) who has been convicted in any court of, a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year

to ship or transport in interstate or foreign commerce, or possess in or affecting commerce, any firearm or ammunition; or to receive any firearm or ammunition which has been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce.

In general, a felony crime is one defined as:

(A)n offense for which a sentence to a term of imprisonment in excess of one year is authorized. Felonies are serious crimes, such as murder, rape, or burglary, punishable by a harsher sentence than that given for a misdemeanor.

So, if they plead to anything that could result in a jail term "exceeding one year" - regardless of what the sentence actually is - then they have forever lost their right to arms.

Over a $13.50 theft.

This is a "serious crime"? On what planet?