Gerard Vanderleun says "Funny Now, But Sooner or Later It Will All End in Guns." I think Dilbert's mom probably used poison.
But whatever works....
Edit: Dilbert outsmarts the .gov again:
Hopefully he scrubbed his mother's records as well.
The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand