Robert Heinlein's character Lazarus Long once said:
The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: “Of course It is none of my business but--” is to place a period after the word “but.” Don’t use excessive force in supplying such moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.xkcd illustrates that aphorism this morning:
I imagine there are not enough excavators in Copenhagen to do the job, though.
Perhaps steamrollers would suffice?