Liberty is an inherently offensive lifestyle. Living in a free society guarantees that each one of us will see our most cherished principles and beliefs questioned and in some cases mocked. That psychic discomfort is the price we pay for basic civic peace. It's worth it. It's a pragmatic principle. Defend everyone else's rights, because if you don't there is no one to defend yours. -- MaxedOutMama

I don't just want gun rights... I want individual liberty, a culture of self-reliance....I want the whole bloody thing. -- Kim du Toit

The most glaring example of the cognitive dissonance on the left is the concept that human beings are inherently good, yet at the same time cannot be trusted with any kind of weapon, unless the magic fairy dust of government authority gets sprinkled upon them.-- Moshe Ben-David

The cult of the left believes that it is engaged in a great apocalyptic battle with corporations and industrialists for the ownership of the unthinking masses. Its acolytes see themselves as the individuals who have been "liberated" to think for themselves. They make choices. You however are just a member of the unthinking masses. You are not really a person, but only respond to the agendas of your corporate overlords. If you eat too much, it's because corporations make you eat. If you kill, it's because corporations encourage you to buy guns. You are not an individual. You are a social problem. -- Sultan Knish

All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. -- Billy Beck

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Friday, May 05, 2006

Han Shot First!

In 1977 I was fifteen years old. Star Wars was a phenomenon, and I was the perfect target for it - the adolescent male geek. I was first in line for the opening of Empire Strikes Back, and not far back for Return of the Jedi. When these films came out on VHS, I bought them.

When Lucas "remastered" them, I went to see them.

I was not impressed. So much so that I own this t-shirt:

I wore it to the range last Saturday, as a matter of fact.

My grandson, now six, is a major Star Wars fan, having damn near worn my video tapes out. To my knowledge, he's never seen the bastardized "director's cut" editions. I've never purchased them - and I won't.

And I won't have to:
Lucasfilm Goes Back to Star Wars 1.0

In spite of strong statements from creator George Lucas that 2004's digitally remastered, restored, and enhanced versions of his original Star Wars triology were the definitive versions of his films, Fox and Lucasfilm have announced they will release new two-disc DVD sets that will include the original versions of Star Wars,The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi as they were originally shown in theaters when released in 1977, 1980, and 1983, respectively, along with the remastered "definitive" version. The movies will be priced at $30 each and will go on sale September 12, 2006, and be available only until December 31, 2006.

"Over the years, a truly countless number of fans have told us that they would love to see and own the original version that they remember experiencing in theaters," said Jim Ward, President of LucasArts and Senior Vice President of Lucasfilm Ltd. "We returned to the Lucasfilm Archives to search exhaustively for source material that could be presented on DVD. This is something that we're very excited to be able to give to fans in response to their continuing enthusiasm for Star Wars."

The video quality of the original theatrical versions will not be as high as 2004's remastered versions, and Lucasfilm is reportedly adamant that Lucas has not changed his mind about which versions he considers authoritative. But re-releasing the theatrical version is a concession to fans, and—master of merchandizing that Lucas is—the films' creator seems to have found a way to satisfy those requests while keeping the Star Wars money train rolling.

Star Wars fans of a certain generation will be happy to point out what they feel are significant differences between the films, aside from effects shots. In the words of one colleague, "C'mon. Han shot first! Really, all that needs to be said."
Damned straight.

I'm still a geek, and proud of it.

Friday, January 29, 2010

George Lucas is Evil

George Lucas is Evil

HAN SHOT FIRST! And I have the T-shirt to prove it!

Tam points to the snark today from Brian J. Noggle:
Prediction: In the 3-d release of Star Wars, Han Solo will not shoot Greedo at all!
Hell with that!


Mine's worn out. I need to get another one.

Edited to add: There's a seven-part review of Episode I: The Phantom Menace on YouTube that is totally NSFW, but funny (and accurate) as hell.

Best quote, from Part 2:
From the very start of this movie I could tell something was really wrong. . . . Compare this fecal matter to the opening of the original Star Wars. . . . Without saying one word of awkward, boring political dialog that goes on for ten minutes, we know everything we need to know just by the visuals. We get a sense of just how ill-equipped the rebels are and how large and powerful the Empire is. The low angle implies dominance, and the length of the Star Destroyer implies the long reach of the Empire. This shot says everything we need to know without saying one word. In fact, this is so genius I have a feeling that George Lucas had nothing to do with it, and probably fought against putting it in the movie.
And the Star Wars QotD has to go to a commenter at Tam's on the topic of the rumored 3-D re-remake of all six episodes of the saga:
The Republic will also discover that the Death Star is not a weapon of mass destruction and that the entire rebellion was just a grand scheme to earn billions for a company than Ben Kenobi used to run...
Can I get an "AMEN!"?

Sunday, May 27, 2007

The 30th Anniversary of Star Wars.

I have to comment. I was 15 (!) when Star Wars hit the theater. I was then (and remain) a major fan of Science Fiction, but I had been burned by so many bad SciFi movies that I was not one of those who saw the film in its opening week. Actually, it took about three weeks before the word-of-mouth was irresistible and I went.

Just... wow. The opening scene was awesome, and it just got better from there. I've been a fan of the original trilogy ever since. I cite as evidence my "Han Shot First" t-shirt that it just so happens I am wearing as I write this. But I lost interest when Lucas ruined the trilogy with his "director's cut" versions for the first DVD and theatrical re-release, and I was further put off by the prequel trilogy that - to put it bluntly - just sucked. This is best exemplified by the PVP cartoon strip that said it all:

Joss Whedon, for those of you who don't know, is responsible for the outstanding but ill-fated TV series Firefly and the feature-film Serenity.

So, in celebration of this momentous anniversary I give you the best piece of satire I have ever seen from the Star Wars universe: Darth Vader calls the Emperor after the destruction of the Death Star:



Oh, and don't forget the Femtroopers and . . .

. . . the abomination below her. (That post is still drawing hits today.)

Friday, February 17, 2012

"...not even George Lucas, back when he was sane."

Bill Whittle explains the decline of Hollywood:




Damn, I love that man.

UPDATE:  I was reminded that I used "Han shot first!"  way back in 2004 when I wrote "(I)t's most important that all potential victims be as dangerous as they can".

Be Like Han.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

When it Becomes Difficult to Tell Parody from Reality...

...you understand just how ridiculous your opponents really are. I don't know who it is that's writing the VPC Blog, but he or she is bloody BRILLIANT. Go spend some time over there.

In the latest post, I discover that I've been duped! I actually OWN a "Han Shot First" T-shirt.

I feel so USED!

Saturday, June 05, 2004

"(I)t's most important that all potential victims be as dangerous as they can"

That's the philosophy I subscribe to, very well put by James Rummel of Hell in a Handbasket. He was inspired by this piece at Grim's Hall on "Social Harmony."

In "Social Harmony," the author wrote:
I was reading an article the other day, in the local newspaper, about an elderly Korean gentleman who has moved into town and opened a martial arts studio. He chastened the reporter who had come to interview him not to suggest that the martial arts were 'all about fighting.' "No!" he said. "The purpose is social harmony."

That is exactly right. The secret of social harmony is simple: Old men must be dangerous.

Very nearly all the violence that plagues, rather than protects, society is the work of young males between the ages of fourteen and thirty. A substantial amount of the violence that protects rather than plagues society is performed by other members of the same group. The reasons for this predisposition are generally rooted in biology, which is to say that they are not going anywhere, in spite of the current fashion that suggests doping half the young with Ritalin.

The question is how to move these young men from the first group (violent and predatory) into the second (violent, but protective). This is to ask: what is the difference between a street gang and the Marine Corps, or a thug and a policeman? In every case, we see that the good youths are guided and disciplined by old men. This is half the answer to the problem.
This recognition of the difference between violent and predatory and violent but protective illustrates the difference in worldview between people like me, and the (we'll call it) pacifist culture.

Britain today represents a perfect example of the pacifist culture in control, because that culture doesn't really distinguish between violent and predatory and violent but protective - it sees only violent. Their worldview is divided between violent and non-violent, or passive. There is an exception, a logical disconnect if you will, that allows for legitimate violence - but only if that violence is committed by sanctioned officials of the State. And even there, there is ambivalence. If violence is committed by an individual there is another dichotomy: If the violence is committed by a predator, it is the fault of society in not meeting that predator's needs. The predator is the creation of the society, and is not responsible for the violence. He merely needs to be "cured" of his ailment. If violence is committed by a defender, it is a failure of the defender to adhere to the tenets of the pacifist society. It is the defender who is at fault because he has lived by the rules and has chosen to break them, and who must therefore be punished for his transgression.

Obviously I'm taking this example to its extreme. Certainly the pacifist culture in Britain hasn't taken over completely, but it is, without a doubt, the motivating factor behind the last fifty-plus years of ever more stringent controls on weapons and violent behavior. Laws that make it illegal to purchase a firearm for the specific purpose of self-protection. Laws that prohibit carrying anything that might be considered an offensive weapon, including pepper spray and tasers. Laws that make the use of deadly force in defense of self or others legally risky because:
"The law does not require the intention to kill for a prosecution for murder to succeed. All that is required is an intention to cause serious bodily harm. That intention can be fleeting and momentary. But if it is there in any form at all for just a second - that is, if the blow you struck was deliberate rather than accidental - you can be guilty of murder and spend the rest of your life in prison."
There is no doubt that the philosophy behind those laws holds that there is no such thing as legitimate violence if it is committed by anyone other than agents of the State. There is no doubt that this philosophy ignores the historical and biological fact that young men are violent, and unguided will be predatory. Instead, that philosophy speaks of a "gun culture" - one of predatory violence without recognizing the other "gun culture" they have systematically been destroying for decades that teaches responsibility, safety, and protection. That "gun culture" does not exist in that philosophy, because that gun culture teaches violence, and violence is, by definition, bad.

Unless it is done in the name of the State.

That is a mindset that is making inroads here as well. In cities such as New York, D.C., and Chicago, and in states like New Jersey and Maryland, similar laws - though not as comprehensive - have been passed. Yet Americans in the main hold to the "John Wayne" ideal - that violence in defense of self or others is legitimate - that the State serves us, and since it cannot be everywhere at all times we have primary responsibility for that defense. We still understand the concept of violent, but protective.

It's trite, but one of the best illustrations of the inroads of the pacifist mindset is in the DVD release of George Lucas's original STAR WARS. In the cantina scene Lucas has revised the scene to show the character Han Solo being shot at - at point blank range - before he kills the villain Greedo. In the original scene, Han, the quintessential space cowboy, shot Greedo from concealment under the table first.

And the American audience cheered.

We knew who the good guy was.

(More later...)  Original JSKit/Echo comment thread available here (thanks to reader John Hardin).