Movie Review: Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
My wife had made noises about wanting to see this movie when it opened. On Thursday when I got home, she asked me if we were going to see it that night. I told her that I didn't think the first show was until midnight, so we'd have to wait. At about 2 o'clock Friday afternoon, my daughter called me at work and asked what time the three (3) of us were going to the movie.
I guessed that meant I'd better get tickets.
Y'know, Fandango works pretty good. I bought three tickets for the 7:40 showing, in DLP digital. I got home, we loaded up, went to dinner and then arrived at the theater about 6:30. Yeah, we were pretty early, but we weren't the first in line, either. We got the seats we wanted, which was the important thing, and the house was eventually FULL.
Let me say right off the bat that in Dead Man's Chest I'm pretty sure the editors could have cut half an hour to 45 minutes out of the beginning and it wouldn't have adversely affected the film. At World's End runs 2:48, and I never once looked at my watch to see how much time was left. Once again, Johnny Depp IS the show. Well, him and Keira Knightley's eyes. The supporting cast, however, is every bit as good. Geoffrey Rush reprises his role as Captain Barbossa with the same "Arr, matey" accent, Chow Yun-Fat plays Chinese pirate captain Sao Feng with just the right touch of excess. Bill Nighy once again pulls off the part of Davy Jones, with that incredibly awesome full-head prosthesis that had to tie up an additional two or three puppeteers.
And Keith Richards.
When I heard they were going to cast Keith Richards as Jack Sparrow's father, I had my doubts.
He was perfect.
RottenTomatoes.com puts the critical reviews at about 48% positive.
This goes to show you that professional film critics are self-important idiots.
This is the essential Summer Blockbuster - it's just supposed to be entertaining, and it is very entertaining. The special effects are excellent, though a bit overwhelming, and I had a great time.
This is not, however, a film for the kiddies. It's rated PG-13, and I suggest you follow the recommendation.
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I don't just want gun rights... I want individual liberty, a culture of self-reliance....I want the whole bloody thing. -- Kim du Toit
The most glaring example of the cognitive dissonance on the left is the concept that human beings are inherently good, yet at the same time cannot be trusted with any kind of weapon, unless the magic fairy dust of government authority gets sprinkled upon them.-- Moshe Ben-David
The cult of the left believes that it is engaged in a great apocalyptic battle with corporations and industrialists for the ownership of the unthinking masses. Its acolytes see themselves as the individuals who have been "liberated" to think for themselves. They make choices. You however are just a member of the unthinking masses. You are not really a person, but only respond to the agendas of your corporate overlords. If you eat too much, it's because corporations make you eat. If you kill, it's because corporations encourage you to buy guns. You are not an individual. You are a social problem. -- Sultan Knish
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