Sean Sorrentino just gave me the perfect answer:
When I reach the Pearly Gates, I want the first thing I will hear to be "Unload and show clear."
The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand
When I reach the Pearly Gates, I want the first thing I will hear to be "Unload and show clear."