Denizens of the Blogosphere! I Present to You the Nominees for the 2008 Administration as Selected by YOU!

(Subject to changes and additions without notice. No warranty expressed or implied. Not valid in some areas. Check your local laws. I have no idea why there is a huge-ass gap below this line before the first table. Huge-ass gap reduced by making table code one continuous mass of code with no line breaks. Thanks to Jay Manifold for the tip. Note to Jay: This does NOT increase your chances of an appointment.)

The 2008 (Party Name TBD) Ticket!

Position	Nominee(s)
President	Glenn Reynolds
Vice President	Rachel Lucas, Donald Sensing
Sec. of Agriculture	Adam H., Julie Neidlinger, Bobby A-G
Sec. of Interior	Say Uncle, Kevin Aylward
Sec. of Commerce	Jane Galt, Brink Lindsey
Attorney General	Eugene Volokh
Sec. of Defense WAR!	Donald Sensing, Kim du Toit, Emperor Misha I
Sec. of Labor	Mitch Berg
Sec. of Education	Connie du Toit, Joanne Jacobs, Thomas Sowell
Sec. of State	Steven Den Beste, Bill Whittle, Venomous Kate
Homeland Security	Kim du Toit, Emperor Misha I, Charles Johnson
Sec. Energy	Laurence Simon
Sec. of Transportation	James Lileks, Gary Leff, Patrick Crozier
Sec. of the Treasury	Mindles H. Dreck, Daniel W. Drezner
Sec. of Health & Human Svcs.	James Lileks, Sydney Smith
Sec. of HUD	Aaron the Liberal Slayer
Sec. of Veteran's Affairs	C. Dodd Harris IV
Sec. of EPA	(Probably not needed)
Director of OMB	Andrew Sullivan
Chief of Staff	Bill Whittle,
Press Secretary	Bill Quick, Scott Ott, Bill Hobbs, Ken Layne, Virginia Postrel
Director of the Office of Drug Policy	(Probably not needed)
U.S. Trade Representative	Robert Prather

Ambassadorial and Other Positions

Position	Nominee(s)
Amb. to (screw with) the UN	Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus
Amb. to France	Frank J., Sean Hackbarth
Amb. to Iran (after the revolution)	Pejman Yousefzadeh
Amb. to England	Andrew Ian Dodge
Amb. to Saudi Arabia	Charles Johnson
Amb. to Israel	Laurence Simon
Amb. to Germany (or Belgium - he's not picky)	Sean Hackbarth
Amb. to Cuba (after Castro kicks)	Steve H.
Amb. to Thailand	Kathy Kinsley
Head of CIA/NSA	Fred Pruit, Steven Den Beste
National Technology Advisor	Eric Raymond
Head of NASA (disassembly of)	Jay Manifold, Rand Simberg
Solicitor General	Pejman Yousefzadeh
Sec. of Defeated Former Enemies' Security	Jay Manifold
Campaign Chairman/Chief Fundraiser	Andrew Sullivan
Undersecretary of WAR!	Austin Bay, LT Smash
Chairman, Joint Chiefs	LT Smash
Whore Eager for Any Appointment	Matt Margolis, Michele Catalano, Tim the Michigander
Director of the BATF	Kim du Toit

(Nominations are still being accepted.)

Last updated 7/31, 17:48