I Just Have To...

Thanks to some assistance from an AR15.commer, I give you Howell Raines as Saruman:

"Against the power of Mordor The New York Times there can be no victory."

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Saruman: "We must join with them, Gandalf. We must join with the Democrats.
It would be wise, my friend."

Gandalf: "Tell me, 'friend', when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?"

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Saruman: "I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain."